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deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

(Source: yourfaceisflowers, via rottenfrown)

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via rottenfrown)

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

(via its-onlyjustme)

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

(Source: bradfordsox, via sometimesifangirltoohard)

manhubofficial:

dropping hints to your crush

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(via onlylolgifs)

girlkingofhell:

What I like about Samifer is that, even if Lucifer does nearly all the talking, Sam is always like:

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(via duckysherlock)

sorry:

seraphica:

Fantastic Foxes [via/sources]

IF YOU DONT LIKE FOXES YOU ARE WEIRD AND NEED TO BE ERADICATED

(via duckysherlock)

ravefromthegrave:

mangocianamarch:

creepyold-kit-hands:

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits


i need a cat friend *sobbing*

ravefromthegrave:

mangocianamarch:

creepyold-kit-hands:

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits

i need a cat friend *sobbing*

(Source: hellacatz, via duckysherlock)

egberts:

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend. 

(via sometimesifangirltoohard)

cmjnwd:

fantastic-tardis:

Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”

I actually did something similar in science class. I wrote “Fuck you Ms *insert teacher’s name here*” And I convinced her that it said something like “science is awesome” or something

cmjnwd:

fantastic-tardis:

Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :

“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”

I actually did something similar in science class. I wrote “Fuck you Ms *insert teacher’s name here*” And I convinced her that it said something like “science is awesome” or something

(Source: youovershare, via flomation)

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

(Source: bitchyblackbarbie, via tyleroakley)

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

(via rottenfrown)

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

(via cas-got-your-tongue)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via cas-got-your-tongue)

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals, via cas-got-your-tongue)